by Kyle Robinson
-- The Jets were able to stave off an attempted comeback from the Rams to hold onto a 23-20 victory on week 15 of the season to improve their already sterling record to 1-13. At just ten games behind the AFC East leading Buffalo Bills the Jets have positioned themselves for an eventful last two weeks of the season.
When Stephen A. Smith pointed out the mathematical impossibility of a playoff berth he was met with criticism from several Jets players. Jets wide receiver and Boston College alum, Jeff Smith, said, “What does he think he’s better than me?”
“This might be the best football team I have seen take the field since the 85’ Bears, and I am a f---ing Doctor!” shouted an exuberant Dr. Phil of NFL Live.
Early polls are showing the state of New York is expected to see a whopping 6% drop in Jets-related suicides by the new year.
In related news, the Jets’ odds to win the Super Bowl have jumped from +1,225,000 to +1,220,000.
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