By Kyle Robinson
-- In an effort to aide humanity in the ever more complex world of being objectively honest, “Who’s the Boss?”’s very own Alyssa Milano is announcing that she is accepting God’s request that she become the ultimate judge for the #MeToo movement.
“Our goal here is to simplify which allegations are true and which ones are false,” stated Milano as she dropped a $100 in a PlannedParenthood donation bucket. “God has allowed me to state which ones are true and which are false. Kavanaugh, whom I despise, clearly is lying while Joe Biden couldn’t have!... Because he’s like my friend and stuff…”
CNN reporter Jim ‘look at me I’m Jim’ Acosta caught up with God to get clarification who said, “I thought I knew how rule of law worked but Alyssa taught me better. She just sees the world so clearly #sorrynotsorry.”
God then scurried off to his mansion in Tel Aviv to quarantine.
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