by Kyle Robinson

-- Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has seen many brushes with death during here short time here on Earth. With some of the closest and most dangerous situations experienced it is no wonder she is so popular. As one of the few lucky guests to be invited on board the Hindenburg, AOC was excited and had hardly suspected it would become so deadly.
“THE FLAMES WERE SWIRLING ALL AROUND ME AS I EJECTED MYSELF INTO THE AIR...” rambled an emotional Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as she detailed her escape from certain demise while aboard the Hindenburg...
“I was able to unjam my parachute just in time as the DEMENTORS WERE ALL AROUND ME!!”
Some have questioned the validity of her claims but were quickly corrected by the fact-checkers at Snopes. Snopes recently took the false tweet: ”AOC not born until 1989!” and rated it ‘Mostly False’ for missing important context.
“It seems legit to me!” stated an enamored Dr. Phil as he must now fear the Twitter mobs.
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