by Drew Valdez

-- In an attempt to please the Right, Bed Bath and Beyond has pulled Newell products from stores after learning that the CEO of Newell Brands, Ravi Saligram, publicly stated “ACAB.”
A Bed Bath and Beyond spokesperson says, “We just want to sell you toasters, bed sheets, and whisks - that’s it. Because of that there is no room on our shelves for those who have strong political opinions.”
Following a preliminary audit of the rest of the products in Bed Bath and Beyond stores, it is believed that inventory will be cut by 73% due to controversial political statements made by other companies.
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