by Drew Valdez
-- In this week’s slew of cancelations, some of Hollywood’s most lovable actors Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, and Seth Rogen have had their careers terminated after people with nothing better to do with their lives made the connection that the three starred in the movie Horton Hears a Who, a children's book adaptation written by the most devious racist that ever lived, Dr. Seuss.
“Those guys voluntarily participated in a production that benefits an obvious racist, so based on basic logic, they are racist too,” said a Disney cast member as she got ready for her shift.
The cancelation was rescinded as Carrey quickly came out as transgender, Carell said he voted for Bernie, and Rogen revealed he is Asian.
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