by Kyle Robinson
-- Despite the clear and consistent rules drawn up by the wokest of all white people as to what is and is not racist, the Chinese just do not seem to understand. Just days after Dr. Suess was metaphorically executed for drawing an accurate picture of a Chinese guy, thousands of similar illustrations were found throughout the halls of China’s public buildings, churches, homes, and museums.
“These billion or so Asians of China just don’t seem to get it,” barked an always irritated Dr. Phil. “It’s clear that China is riddled with anti-Chinese art and the woke won’t stand for it.”
It has been suggested by FDR enthusiasts that the United States round up citizens of Chinese heritage and put them in predetermined camps for ‘safety.’ The Woke Leaders at the NY Times have also suggested that they drastically dial back relations with China. When informed that this was a major part of the Trump administration’s foreign policy the writers then reversed course only to reverse again when the woke mob insisted they go through with it. Moments later the woke mob set fire to the NY Times headquarters for aligning themselves with a former Trump policy. The situation ended with a Mexican Standoff: situation ongoing.
AOC called the standoff a huge step forward for humanity. She then accused all parties of cultural appropriation for participating in a ‘Mexican Standoff’ and proceeded to bitch about it on a four hour livestream. Pelosi blames Trump.
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