By Kyle Robinson
-- A clearly shaken daredevil would barely give us a Zoom interview after hearing the devastating update. Phil Knievel (no relation to Evel) has spent the better part of his life pushing the boundaries of common sense with such stunts as motorcycling off the Empire State Building and removing his helmet in space.
“I understand life has risks but this virus is bigger than us all,” said Knievel. Gavin Newsom recently extended the Stay-at-Home order for most of the state throughout May, as the crisis has not been sufficiently used to push his own political priorities yet.
“I learned long ago that even asking questions of the order is immediately interpreted as ‘I want children to die’… won’t make that mistake again,” said Knievel as he unfastened his wristguards.
Most find the reaction shocking, as Knievel has suffered no fewer than 12 multi-fracture incidents in the past decade alone while refusing reconstructive surgery stating, “That’s natural selection b****!”
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