By Drew Valdez
-- Following a disappointing 2019 the Miami Dolphins looked to this year's NFL Draft as an “opportunity to get better.” After easily securing the title of Worst O-Line in the league last season, Miami took Tua Tagovailoa with their first pick because QB or die. The Dolphins then selected a brick wall, something never before done in draft history.
General Manager, Chris Grier, said he feels like the brick wall will help Miami turn things around. “These last few [40] years have been tough,” a teary eyed Grier said. “We feel that the wall will finally be able to provide some blocking for uh… Tuga.. Tavilogola... or whatever his name is.”
When asked if he feels like this is cheating, Grier said, “Cheating? Hmm. You know besides the fact that the wall is nine feet tall and has jagged edges on its sides, I think it's fair game considering our recent [seemingly perpetual] struggles.”
Commissioner Goodell has yet to make a decision as to the legality and legitimacy of this draft pick.
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