by Drew Valdez
-- Pop megastar Dua Lipa (or Dula Peep if you’re Wendy Williams) is reportedly being sued by Florida reggae band, Artikal Sound System, claiming she stole their song to make her hit “Levitating.”
According to reports, the Albanian singer is doing everything she can to take the attention away from this situation, including breaking into her famous hip twist dance.
“We got a couple sentences into the boilerplate stuff and before we knew it we were all dancing with her like background dancers,” a legal consultant said as she applied perfect, extended wing-tipped eyeliner.
When asked about the lawsuit, Lipa said, “(sounds of grunts and increasingly heavier breathing)” as she continued to pop her hip while everyone looked on in delight.
Dua sent a message to her fans in an Instagram live where she did her hip pop twist thing for 13 minutes straight without saying a word before ending the stream.
In light of the claim, gays everywhere are shifting their focus to back to Lana Del Rey for the time being.
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