By Drew Valdez
-- A popular wannabe Instagram fit chick has taken all measures to ensure her mirror selfies are “gym quality.”
As the nationwide suggested quarantine continues on, LexLiftsLegsFit is doing her part to practice social distancing. This however, comes with downsides, the main one being: lack of gym mirror lighting. LexIsFit's seemingly perpetual Instagram feed of her doing the same pose relies on specific lighting that allows a shadow of deception to be cast over her followers. FitLex says, “The lighting at home is so good that it's doesn't highlight cuts I don't have.”
When LiftingLegsLex learned that gyms would be closing, she rushed to her local gym, Striation Station, to stock up on selfies in hopes they would last throughout the quarantine. “The pictures lasted me four days before I started losing followers,” she says. “The fear of losing the following I worked so hard to build up, like, consumed my mind. I even thought about actually starting to lift, but thought there had to be an easier way.” So, with the feeling that the lockdown would last for a while, FitLegs preemptively decided she needed to bring the gym to her home.
To accomplish this, LexsLegs bribed Striation Station into building a replica studio at her house so she can take mirror selfies. After some back and forth, the liar reached an agreement with the gym manager. The chick would give a shoutout as well as some free merch in exchange for the studio supplied with fake gym equipment.
As a result of the negotiations, ILift was able to take the routine gym mirror selfies and satisfy her followers once again. “People just don’t realize that putting out content is a challenge and really is a three-headed effort between me, the lights, and the mirror,” a relieved Lex said.
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