by Drew Valdez
-- After a recent photo shared by actress Lea Michelle, many are speculating that she has had surgery to remove the buccal fat from her cheeks. Buccal fat is known to be located between your cheekbones and jaw bones and helps make the shape of your face.
Since the post, many on social media are talking about other celebrities that appear to have had the same procedure.
To learn more about the buzz around buccal fat we asked none other than expert on human flesh, actor and cannibal Armie Hammer.
“You know it really bums me out when I see all these women get rid of perfectly good buccal fat,” Hammer said as he gazed across the street at a potential target.
Hammer continues as he picks some ligament out of his teeth, “There’s nothing more savory and satiating than a nice chunk of raw buccal fat. I mean look at Zoë [Kravitz], I was going to throw some Old Bay on hers and chow down but now I can’t and we have to just live with her being ugly from now on.”
In asking what’s next for him, Hammer says he realizes his acting career may very well be over, so he plans on going to medical school for completely unrelated reasons.
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