Grimes and Musk Say "Œ D-29 Ÿß" Was First Choice For Son’s Name

By Drew Valdez

-- Grimes and Elon Musk have welcomed their child "X Æ A-12" to the world as their process of creating 100 offspring begins. The couple said they ultimately named their newborn boy X Æ A-12 because they wanted to make sure everyone is able to pronounce it. 

“Our first choice was actually Œ D-29 Ÿß, but we’ll admit, kids at school would’ve had a field day with that one,” Grimes told us telepathically. 

“I wanted Ç-⚡️ EK-04 and to have the characters be invisible but the government told me they had to be able to see the name,” said Musk as he blended up some AAA batteries for his newborn’s snack.

Grimes said, “We had other names of course. One of my favorites was •¥• —:Sd, but Elon said it reminded him too much of when his circuits short out.” 

We learned that some other names considered by the couple were the expressed quantum entanglement formula, an image of a black hole, and Elon Jr. 

This one basically wrote itself guys.