by Drew Valdez
-- As outdoor dining resumes for the 14th time in Los Angeles County on Friday, public health officials announce that bars and restaurants, “will not be allowed to have their televisions on for customers.”
Those who are planning on dining out should not worry however, as several establishments have announced they will provide live interpretive dance performances in lieu of television privileges.
“I just want to provide some sort of entertainment for my customers,” one restaurant owner said as he was tackled for wearing only two masks.
We are hearing that you must check your phone at the door so that you cannot livestream any sort of entertainment while dining. If you are able to sneak your phone in, Governor Gavin Newsom will personally smack the phone out of your hand and staple a mask to your face.
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