By Drew Valdez
-- Before the novel coronavirus caused the NBA season to cease and "Stay At Home" orders to be enforced, individuals in relationships were able to cheat on their significant other as they saw fit due to the absence of disease control protocol. This has changed drastically as couples are now forced to spend faithful, quality time with each other.
“I can’t find a way around it,” said Amy Nicole, a woman who has been stepping out for a majority of her seven-year relationship. “I can’t say I’m gonna run errands or go to the gym ‘cause everything's f*cking closed.”
“I used to be able to cheat on my wife at least once a day before they told us to stay home,” said Jeremy, husband of three years. “She thinks I work an hour away. Truth is, it's only like 10,15 minutes.”
One man said he’s even incorporating his child into the mischief. “I locked my 4-year-old in the shed outside so I could snap my side piece while my wife looked for the spare key I had already thrown across the street.”
We learned a large sum of cheaters will continue to cheat over the phone, but can’t wait to get back out there and have the pure, nefarious adrenaline rush that they miss so much.
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