by Drew Valdez
-- Sad news strikes again as we’ve learned a man was killed by his girlfriend last night. The homicide occurred after the victim failed to correctly answer a question that was posed by his girlfriend. Detectives say the question asked was, “Who the f*ck is that b*tch?” in reference to a photo of an “Instagram hoe” found on the victim’s phone.
The mentally stable woman explained, “I cross-checked his location history with her geopost history and saw they were once in the same city at the same time. That can literally only mean they hooked up.”
“He said he had no clue, but he liked two of her pictures from three years ago so obviously he clearly knows her and most definitely has a sexual history,” the woman said as her eyes became almost fully dilated.
Police say the murder weapon was a small firearm that belonged to another man that the woman was having an affair with.
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