By Drew Valdez
-- As a consequence of staying home to do their part to slow the spread of the coronavirus, millions of people across the nation are struggling to find companionship. However, one Pennsylvania man seems to have solved this problem for himself as he will be marrying his couch.
Soon-to-be husband, Tim Hanson, said, “I got really lonely one night and before you knew it, me and Natuzzi were getting pretty intimate. I didn’t expect her to give it up so easily, which is a testament to how instant our love was.” Tim said he knew after just a few more dates that the Italian-made sofa was the one. “I bought the ring as soon as I was able to rock myself up and away from her,” Hanson said jokingly.
We learned that Tim proposed to the two-piece sectional while they ate ice cream and watched the new season of Ozark. When asked about her excitement for the wedding, Natuzzi had no words to express herself.
Tim’s roommate said, “I actually saw the first time they did it. It was weird to see Tim be so aggressive like that, but after a few days of them just going at it, the couch seemed to be making him happy, and that's all I care about.”
The wedding will take place in the living room May 17th.
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