By Drew Valdez
-- A New Hampshire man says he’s gone through more than 20,000 of his unread emails with newfound free time due to the coronavirus quarantine.
“After I was done with a complete remodel of the house and the full launch of a new NPO, there was nothing else to do so I figured I might as well start clearing up some of my inbox,” said a 35-year-old Brian. "I’m really glad I did this ‘cause I found so many coupons I can use on vitamins and dental visits that I would’ve never been able to take advantage of.”
Of course, not all the emails were positive ones. Brian explained, “I actually came across a ‘Last notice before legal action is taken’ letter for my failure to pay child support. I always thought she just dropped it.”
Some other emails Brian found included: A promotional email from former democratic presidential candidate Randall Terry’s 2012 campaign efforts, an old restraining order from a local soft-serve ice cream shop, and an encrypted email that is believed to be from a hitman service.
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