by Drew Valdez
-- Like many superstars as of late, rapper Megan Thee Stallion is offering a MasterClass. The subject: Advanced Twerking. However, last night on a live Zoom session Hot Girl Meg suffered a devastating ACL tear while demonstrating the low bounce method. Fans across the world took to social media to wish her a speedy recovery and cry on camera for likes.
Doctors estimate the girl with the W.A.P. will not be able to post ass-shaking videos on her social media for at least 18 months given her extensive history of use coupled with the general severity of the injury.
One student, Kaitleighn, a white girl whose ass remains to be seen, said “The demonstration was going good until a newly realized gay, Trevor, kept asking her to show us multiple times cause he couldn’t quite understand. Megan was being real patient, going over it again and again until her knee just gave.”
Men on the internet say they will go back to drooling over jailbait TikTokers, Jorja Smith, and midlevel Instagram models until Thee Stallion is back in action.
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