by Kyle Robinson
-- Many NBA fans are in a state of confusion while watching the remainder of the 2020 season. Commissioner Adam Silver recently approved a motion to allow players to use political statements in place of their last names.
The move is raising eyebrows as the commentating is nearly indistinguishable from what one might observe on CNN.
“‘BLM’ passes out to ‘Free Palestine’ who finds ‘HOLOCAUST DENIER’ IN THE PAINT FOR THE SLAM DUNK!” said Kevin Harlan, who seems to be having a great time. “With those two points that brings him even with ‘Workers of the World Unite’ as they both have 14 in this one.”
The referees and the league have denied being biased in favor of the more traditionally left-leaning slogans. ‘Blue Lives Matter’ complained of being called for a technical while not even on the court.
Doc Rivers said after the game “We just couldn’t contain ‘Defund the Police’ out there. He and ‘Syrup is Racist’ just rioted through our defense and our guys couldn’t handle it tonight.” Unsurprisingly, many onlookers are unable to follow the game’s new lingo.
In a move garnering criticism from analysts, MAGA was released by the Clippers after his second Triple-Double of the week.
Other Transactions:
Sent down to the G League:
-Capitalism Works
-Some Police are Okay
-CNN Sucks
Brought up from G League:
-Colin Kaepernik
-Free Healthcare
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