by Kyle Robinson
-- In turbulent times where diversity reigns over all other considerations, the NBA has proved to be the most virtuous organization among us. They have now officially placed virtue signaling above providing an exciting product for their fans.
Surprisingly, the Social Justice Warriors became outraged at the announcement.
“THIS ISN’T THE DIVERSITY WE WANTED!! Diversity through affirmative action is needed except for when it benefits whites!” Said SJW spokeshuman Jeffrey “Greenhair” Non-Binary. “The insensitivity of the NBA has forced us to block traffic all week and terrorize patrons at restaurants, it’s a real shame but we’ve got to do it for justice.”
The NBA has pledged their loyalty to the SJWs who insist that every area of life have equal representation among racial groups.
“It’s just devastating that we misinterpreted their messaging,” said NBA commissioner Adam Silver. “We need to do better in the future and we hope our apology to the SJWs will be enough to appease them, although it has never worked in the past.”
The NBA will attempt an apology through action by allowing no more than one white player per team beginning for the 20-21 season.
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