by Drew Valdez
-- On the day Russia declares war on Ukraine, Kanye West made a huge announcement via the Weekly Report exclusively.
West: “Aight so, I can’t let Vladimir and Russia and all them Ukrainian motherf*ckas take the spotlight with war and s*** so I wanna take this opportunity to declare war on leather clothes!”
“Look it looks cool but damn a n***a is sweaty as f*** under that s***!”
“I was only doing it ‘cause me and Julia made a bet to see who could wear it more consistently. I wasn’t about to lose to a girl and so, you saw what happened.”
West continues, “I am a style icon so this shift in the paradigm will affect generations to come, but it’s one that has to get done. I’m going back to cotton clothes just like my ancestors intended.”
West also said he sold 50% of his YZY stock to Jack Harlow with his reasoning being only, “He got next.”
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