By Drew Valdez
-- As you know by now, the current nationwide “stay home” measures have led most Americans to be home for the majority of the day. This has been a favorable development for peeping Toms all over as it means the number of potential victims has increased dramatically.
“I haven’t had this much success in years!” said 47-year-old ogler, Phil Maskin. “Every house I choose gives me a great show. Like just yesterday I saw two teenage sisters shower and get dressed at one house, then I watched a mom with huge knockers do her yoga next door!”
One peeper, Clark Benson, said he had an emotional experience at one house. “I happened to catch a dad reading his son a bedtime story, and I just broke down ‘cause I never had that with my dad. But after I started crying, I moved to the older daughter's window to watch her practice stuffing her bra, and those tears of sadness turned into tears of pure joy."
Another voyeur we spoke to said, “Most of the people I’ve been watching don’t suspect anything ‘cause they’re too busy fighting with or avoiding their family so they have no idea I’m watching them.”
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