by Kyle Robinson
-- Upon further review of the night of June 12, 1994 journalists and reporters have now concluded that the night was statistically almost completely peaceful. The extent of the violence accounted for just a small percentage of OJ Simpson’s entire night.
“If we take a look at the time elapsed for the actual foul play we are talking about 15 minutes out of an overall eleven-hour period throughout the night.” This accounts for just over 2% of his overall evening activities.
The reporting community calls it a “shame” that people seem to want to only focus on this tiny percentage of the night.
Some of the peaceful activities included:
-Spying on Nicole Brown while hiding in a bush outside
-Eating donuts within the hiding place
-Calmly riding in a limo on his way to the airport
-Cleaning the blood off of the knife in a passive fashion
“Uhh.. yeah... that's how I remember it too,” noted Simpson.
In gaining this new perspective, academics are now calling to rewrite the historical view on the matter claiming, “It was just that brief 15 minutes where things got a little out of hand. We don’t see why we should continue to educate everyone on such a minuscule blip in the grand scheme of things.”
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