by Drew Valdez
-- Long gone are the days of having to squeeze through tight little 20 inch televisions says infamous evil spirit, Samara Morgan, most known for haunting those who watched her chilling videotape in The Ring movies.
“It was starting to do a number on my back,” said Morgan as she blow dried her hair. “The constant contortion of my body to try to quickly get through the screen before the viewer ran away was just too much to handle.”
Morgan rejoiced when large flatscreens became commonplace in most homes. “They just made my job so much easier. Real game changers for sure. Big shoutout to Sony, Sharp, and Samsung. You guys are the reason I’m still able to do what I do,” said Morgan as she did some jumping jacks to warm up for her next haunting.
The only troublesome things after that were having to convert the VHS tape to DVD and then eventually uploading the DVD to The Cloud. “Oh the times they are a-changin '. I just try to keep up,” joked a chuckling Morgan as she patted my shoulder so hard I spilled my drink.
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