By Kyle Robinson
-- As we in the Western World continue to have our own worries concerning the Coronavirus, those who commit to the art of terror have not gotten by unaffected. The terrorist group ‘Hamas’ of the Gaza Strip is sad to report the loss of beloved member Nayid Al Riyyas. Riyyas had recently carried out a suicide bombing at a nearby unsuspecting restaurant, detonating his vest over dinner.
Although a body could not be recovered from the incident, colleague Khalil-Al Sakakini reported to CNN that Riyyas had exhibited a mild cough during the operation planning, immediately qualifying the death as Coronavirus-related. “What is scary is that this thing can have such light symptoms and still take a life,” said Sakakini. “From now on Hamas will be having daily temperature tests upon showing up to work and we will be requiring masks for all future bombings out of respect to the other restaurant patrons.”
Further protocol will also include:
Hand sanitizing stations at each cave hideout entrance.
Gas masks for protection from the virus and unrelated occasional use of poisonous gas.
Explosive assembly stations being distanced
Weekly nasal swab testing
These steps taken by Hamas were lauded by the mainstream media.
Representative Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) could not help but sound off on the incident. “This is just another example of how the virus targets minorities and illegal immigrants and we need to force the billionaires to pony up!”
Nobody in the room had the guts to point out the various inconsistencies with her statement.
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