by Kyle Robinson
-- Vast outcry has been heard from around the football world since Super Bowl LVI ended with the ‘home favorite’ Los Angeles Rams defeating the Cincinnati Bengals. The game was predetermined to take place in the dumpster fire of downtown Los Angeles well before it was known that the Rams would be taking part. Many were unhappy with the home field advantage this ended up giving the Rams.
Professional useless person and NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, hatched the idea: “To be sure we will NEVER AGAIN see home field advantage in a future Super Bowl we will use Jacksonville as a permanent host!” barked Goodell at a nearly empty garage on a zoom call. “Having already discussed this with the referees, the Jaguars will not be permitted to partake in a Super Bowl for at least thirty more years,” said a noticeably gleeful Goodell.
Among other top contenders for permanent Super Bowl host were;
-Dallas
-Miami
-New England (post-brady)
-Redskins Stadium
-Wherever Gridiron Gang was filmed
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