By Drew Valdez
-- Less than 48 hours after his suggestion of injecting disinfectant into the body in order to kill COVID-19, president Trump reveals that all test patients have died following experimentation with his idea. Despite clarifying his “sarcastic questions” with reporters, the president conducted trials behind closed doors.
Sources say medical experts begged the president not to try the injections, but Trump obstinately said that ‘He knew better than them’ and forced the experts to begin preliminary testing on COVID-19 patients.
Doctors say their test patients died within a matter of minutes after administering an injection of disinfectant.
“It seemed so interesting, but I guess my metrics failed me this time,” Trump admits. “We’ll have to move on now and see if drinking bleach will work to kill the virus.”
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