by Drew Valdez
-- During a ‘Let’s See How Much I Can Talk Over Him’ session Tuesday night, President Trump announced that he has a "1 Billion Tree" environmental plan should he be reelected. Following an in-depth description of his long thought-about plan, Trump added to the already questionable announcement.
After Trump’s long night of interrupting, he told reporters that he intends to follow the "1 Billion Tree Project" with the "1 Billion Bush Project."
“You know, I just feel like every tree needs excellent bushes to complete the look. We’re going to have very green, green trees, the greenest in the world.. with the most beautiful bushes you will ever see.. more beautiful than my daughter, Ivanka,” the President said before sprinting 40 feet to interrupt a conversation he overheard in the next room.
Sources say Trump will reallocate monies he planned to spend on his hair in order to fund this project.
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