by Kyle Robinson
-- Having recently been laid off as a ditch digger/refiller, Allen Turnwrench finally saw his opportunity to realize his lifelong dream. He had long been enamored seeing events on television with people putting a hand up to the camera in an attempt to stop the filming of a situation. These situations often came up in sporting events when a player suffered a particularly gruesome injury. Lines such as “nothing to see here” and “give him some space” often clouded his dreams at night.
Allen always wanted to be that guy. So he joined an apprenticeship program designed to teach the ideal situations.
“He struggled initially in his discretion as to what exactly to interrupt, said CEO of Interruption Inc. John Fujimoto. “Following the local news van around as they do simple non-exciting reporting is not exactly the right way to do this.”
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