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Dua Lipa Does Hip Twist Dance To Distract Everyone From Copyright Lawsuit
by Drew Valdez -- Pop megastar Dua Lipa (or Dula Peep if you’re Wendy Williams) is reportedly being sued by Florida reggae band, Artikal...
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Mar 1, 2022
MLB: New CBA Held Up Due To MLB’s Unwillingness To Provide Players With Stylists
by Drew Valdez -- It was announced today that Major League Baseball and the Players Union failed to reach a deal on a new Collective...
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Feb 25, 2022
Beto To Ukraine Citizens: "Hell Yes We Are Going To Take Away Your AR-15!"
by Kyle Robinson -- “It’s really quite simple, nobody needs an AR-15. It is putting Russian soldiers at higher risk of being a victim of...
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Feb 23, 2022
Not To Be Outdone By Russia, Kanye Finally Declares War On Leather Clothing
by Drew Valdez -- On the day Russia declares war on Ukraine, Kanye West made a huge announcement via the Weekly Report exclusively. West:...
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Feb 23, 2022
Study: 25% Percent Of Lake Austin Is Actually Stevie Ray Vaughan’s Sweat
by Drew Valdez -- Blues legend and face of Austin, Texas, Stevie Ray Vaughan was more than just a transcendent guitar player or 80’s...
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Feb 22, 2022
To Prevent Future Home-Field Advantage, Super Bowl To Always Be Held In Jacksonville
by Kyle Robinson -- Vast outcry has been heard from around the football world since Super Bowl LVI ended with the ‘home favorite’ Los...
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Feb 22, 2022
Trudeau Honors Father Fidel Castro (No Relation) Through Emergency Powers
by Kyle Robinson -- As the Freedom Convoy continues to make headlines and cause disruptions, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has...
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Jan 12, 2022
Amish Discover Gas-Powered Car Just In Time For Soaring Gas Prices
by Kyle Robinson -- A society known for their resistance to technological change has made a great stride forward in their own world of...
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Jan 12, 2022
Pfizer: New Variant, New Merch!
by Kyle Robinson -- With sales dragging into the new year, Pfizer has finally completed its new variant! A Strong Q4 earnings report from...
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Nov 26, 2021
Crip Mac Vid Leads To Increase In Deaths Among Non-Black Angelenos After Attempting To Bang The Set
by Drew Valdez -- A new viral video has swept the internet this week. Popular YouTube channel, Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan, published...
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