Confused Biden Throws Out First Pitch At Washington Football Team’s Home Opener Three Days Late
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by Drew Valdez -- The now formerly racist Washington Football Team lost in their home opener Sunday that was supposed to have a special...
Weekly Report
- Sep 12, 2021
FOX Quickly Cuts To Commercial After Ortiz Goes Into Story About Shooting
by Drew Valdez -- While the MLB on Fox crew broke down the Reds/Cardinals game, former AL MVP and 3-time World Series champion with the...
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Weekly Report
- Sep 12, 2021
Vaccinated Family Relieved That Husband Died Of Blunt Force Trauma, Not Covid
by Kyle Robinson -- The Sotos, a devout Faucist family, had been in suspense for hours for news on their father/husband after a car...
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Weekly Report
- Aug 31, 2021
Biden Sends Mean Letter To Illiterate Taliban Threatening To Withhold Pride Flags
by Kyle Robinson -- President Biden added to his tough-on-terrorist approach toward the Taliban this week via a letter. The president...
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Weekly Report
- Jun 2, 2021
Activists Propose Expanding ‘Pride Month’ To ‘Pride Year’ To Expand Awareness
by Kyle Robinson -- As Pride Month begins yet again, also known by normal people as ‘June,’ there have been calls from BLM activists to...
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Weekly Report
- Apr 20, 2021
Study Finds There Were More U.S. Super Spreader Events in 2020 Than 1980’s West Hollywood
by Drew Valdez -- Super spreading has always been a thing. We have some famous examples that include the bubonic plague in the...
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Weekly Report
- Apr 20, 2021
“Gemstones Don’t Do Anything!” Says Guy Who Thinks Someone Walked On Water
by Drew Valdez -- Gemstones have long been used for their believed healing powers and have only expanded in popularity with Millennial...
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Weekly Report
- Apr 9, 2021
Dr. Fauci Very Upset There Is No Covid Case Spike In Texas After Rangers Game Crowds
by Kyle Robinson -- As Texas is one of the more criticized states due to its ending of Covid restrictions, they recently saw their...
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Weekly Report
- Apr 4, 2021
Radical Christian Dad Lets Children Out Of Backyard Shed After Locking Them Inside For 3 Days
by Drew Valdez -- This Easter, or Sunday, April 4th, 2021 to regular folk, a radical Christian father of two boys finally let his kids...
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Weekly Report
- Apr 2, 2021
MLB Moves All-Star Game From Georgia To North Korea, Citing ‘Admirable Election Integrity’
by Kyle Robinson -- As the state of Georgia passed new election reform to clamp down on voter fraud potential, President Biden made a...
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