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Adidas Unveils New Jesus Shoes That Will Feature Holy Water & Body Of Christ
by Drew Valdez -- Following the unveiling of the Satan shoes that rapper Lil Nas X and the company MSCHF collaborated on using the Nike...
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- Mar 28, 2021
Edgar Allan Poe Makes Surprising Return As Male Stripper With Stage Name "Edgar ALLan'at Pole"
by Drew Valdez -- Aghast! Edgar Allan Poe has shockingly returned from the grave more than 150 years after his death. Many are...
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- Mar 26, 2021
James Charles Says "Montero" Music Video Isn't Even That Gay
by Drew Valdez -- In an attempt to create some buzz around his name after being canceled, internet person James Charles said on his...
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- Mar 23, 2021
Unemployed Triple-Masked Man Cuts Seniors For Sixth Vaccine Dose To Prove ‘He Cares’
by Kyle Robinson -- The ‘ANTI-VAX’ movement has garnered a healthy amount of attention over the past few months as many are concerned of...
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- Mar 17, 2021
Samara Morgan From The Ring Movies Says Large Flat Screen TVs Were A Game Changer
by Drew Valdez -- Long gone are the days of having to squeeze through tight little 20 inch televisions says infamous evil spirit, Samara...
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- Mar 17, 2021
Rapper Jack Harlow Says He & NBA Player Tyler Herro Are Not A Couple Despite Naming A Song After Him
by Drew Valdez -- Despite swirls of rumors surrounding his relationship with Miami Heat guard Tyler Herro, White rapper Jack Harlow...
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- Mar 9, 2021
Burger King On International Children's Day: "Hitting Your Children Is Necessary"
by Drew Valdez -- Burger King U.K. came under fire yesterday after tweeting “Women belong in the kitchen” on International Women’s Day....
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- Mar 9, 2021
China Canceled For Having Pictures Depicting Chinamen Stereotypes
by Kyle Robinson -- Despite the clear and consistent rules drawn up by the wokest of all white people as to what is and is not racist,...
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- Mar 4, 2021
David Duke Admits Racist Views Stemmed From Dr. Seuss
by Kyle Robinson -- Among the variety of vile and outright hateful children’s books out there Dr. Seuss stands at the top. The stories of...
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- Mar 4, 2021
Beloved Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, & Seth Rogen Canceled For Starring In Dr Seuss' Horton Hears A Who
by Drew Valdez -- In this week’s slew of cancelations, some of Hollywood’s most lovable actors Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, and Seth Rogen...
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